So what's under there?

I just made you say "underwear", ha ha! Apparently there is a limit on how far you can take the humor here because my last attempt did not get approved so here's the quick and dirty list. I have my own business which leaves little time for anything else. I like to be outdoors when I have free time. Growing up I spent my summers on the Marmaris Sea (ever heard of Buyuk Ada?) and I someday hope to return permanently. I'm generally the kind of guy that your mom loves but probably the kind of guy she also warned you about. Or am I?