WYSIWYG - Figure this out and dinner on me!

I believe in two things: 1. Honesty - with yourself, with others 2. Belief in the Golden Rule - do on to others as you would like done on to yourself. I think every other good thing falls out of these two practices. Even good oral health comes from honesty (see, you'd be dishonest if you said you brushed your teeth before bed, when in fact you didn't). I wear shoe size 9.5-10 (42-43 for you Euro wannabes). I think "Definitely, Maybe" is one the best movies of all time, and Bryan Adams is a genius artist. I'm a closet lover of the Rat Pack (the singers Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Peter Lawford and Joey Bishop). Sometimes I repeat the same jokes as Frank Sinatra. I guess his material is obscure and old enough that I can sound original. Ever seen the FIRST Ocean's 11? The cast was the Rat Pack. The modern rendition with George Clooney, Brad Pitt et al. doesn't even come close to the swagger of the original. I can cook pretty well. Breakfasts are my speciality. I think my rack of lamb is to die for. I'm also a sailor. I try to go back to my ancestral home in the Mediterranean every other year to help my uncles run their tourist yachts. I can tie knots the likes of which you've never seen. In my spare time I like surfing the web (no, that does not mean I watch porn) I don't watch TV, since I don't subscribe to cable (yes I'm weird like that), talking with friends, going out with friends, making fun of friends, damn, ran out of space!