Seeking a genuine woman with strong values

I'm looking for friendship or more with someone smart, witty, culturally aware, spontaneous, and willing to laugh at the world, as I do. Vis-à-vis my likes and dislikes: LIKES: creativity, silliness, being yourself, not giving a crap sometimes, people who say exactly what's on their mind, the outdoors, lots of space, freetime, learning, meeting new people, music--especially rock, sushi, traveling, scuba, martial arts, writing, wandering, and at times--ranting (sarcastically: Dennis Miller style) about something that's gone wrong or really irks me DISLIKES: social echelons, large gas-guzzling vehicles that cost more than my college education, (obviously) materialism, having 100 tv channels, smoking, gossipers, working incessantly, prejudices, virgin marries, fat-free foods, fishing, and golf (?)