KIZ SEN ISTANBULUN, NERESiNDENSiN??? OY! G'Day! Whats cookin love? I'm a night owl, never married, no kids, no drugs, and no diseases...*knock on wood* I love livin' life on the edge...y'know, reading a book while I text on my phone, drive and brush my teeth simultaneously. Not into the drama queens and definitely not a fan of gold diggers. If you can make me laugh, I'm yours. :D You must, MUST! love Seinfeld/Curb Your Enthusiasm. I can't emphasize this enough! LOL! "Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, Scent Of A Woman? Hoo-wah! Hoo-wah!" "Very good. Very good." "Well, I ..." "You know something?" "Hmmm?" "No soup for you!" "What?" "Come back one year. Next!" I'm witty, charming, outgoing, a dynamite kisser and hella funny....the guy laughing out loud while watching a horror flick kinda funny...or out at a bar watching my drunk friends barf out a lung while I laugh at them funny. I don't strive to be lavished with compliments, so if you have to drown me in a sea of embellished adjectives, I'm going to laugh and RUN! Please don't contact me if you live more than 100 miles away...let's get real here people! I'm not gonna take a flight out to Nigeria for our first date! LOL! I'm of mixed middle eastern decent. Don't be shy! I really hate talking about myself...ask me anything on your mind! :D I'm a modern day guy, and take my religious beliefs in stride, yet I'm proud of who I am. If you can't accept it, tata!