Looking for "The One"

This is gonna be long.. just waring you :) So.. let's see now. Describing "me" isn't easy, I'll be honest. I'm a lot of different things. You can't throw one or two labels on me and come even close to describing who I am, what I'm like, or even what I'm about. I like the adjective approach, so here goes... I'm very intelligent, high IQ and all that (but not like an arrogant, stuffy professor), funny, sarcastic, (very sarcastic actually), compassionate, caring, unselfish, empathic, did I mention funny?, affectionate, loving, loyal, devoted, honest.. and let me guess, you don't believe me right? So, I'll stop there and say that I also have a bit of a care-free, wild side. I really like to do my own thing, whether it's popular or not. I'm more on the side of "different", than mainstream, any day. If people don