What can I say about me? I am a haematologist in Aberdeen and a member of the church of satan. You've been warned, so don't act like you didn't know. And with that being said, I am also not one of these people who claim to be a Satanist because it sounds cool, gothic and spooky, I became a Satanist for the simple fact that I believe in its philosophy of living life for the here and now.