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Never Married
N.london But Currently In Yorkshire
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In their own words

jim seeks his very own dot cotton

hello girls.i dont really know what to say about myself because i dont know what it is you want to know. if you want to meet someone who is serious, reliable, hard working and predictable, then you wont want to know me so take care of yourself.but if you want to have a laugh, never be bored and basically have a good time give me a call or a text or whatever it is you do on these things. oh and since i have stuck my ugly mug on here..i think its only fair that you do the same because i dont tend to reply to ladies with no photos ..and i don't reply to fellas whether you have pics or not so give it up!!!

Appearance
Best Feature
I'll tell you later
Hair
Black
Eyes
Brown
Physique
Athletic
Height
6'  0"   (183 cm)
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Never
Religion
Muslim
Education
Master's Degree
Occupation
Other
Income
I'll tell you later
Exercise
Regularly
Politics
Very Liberal
Favorite Music
Gospel, Classical, Hard Rock / Metal, Alternative, Religious
Favorites
Turkish Athlete
emre
Turkish Food
pirzola,patlican soslu, kofte, Sis
Favorite Actors
Mr Clooney, Mr Pitt, Mr S.L.Jackson,
Favorite Actresses
Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie,
Favorite Artists
Sean Paul, Sarah Connor, Busta Rhymes, Cilla Black, Des O Connor
Favorite Athletes
The great Thierry Henry..Marry Meeeee!!
Favorite Authors
j.k rowling/ david gemmel/dan brown
Favorite Bands
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Favorite Books
any harry potter book/david gemmel book,The da vinci code
Favorite Cities
London,Leeds,Newcastle,New York, Gunesko
Favorite Clothing Stores
Vivienne Westwood, Busy Workshop, Harvey Nics,Gucci
Favorite Colors
im colour blind well thats what i said when my mum asked why i was wearing a pair of silky pink knickers
Favorite Country
cyprus
Favorite Drinks
coke or strawberry malt milkshakes
Favorite Fashion Designers
Bathing Ape, Vivienne Westwood, Gucci,oki ni,maharishi
Favorite Fast Foods
nandos and tgi fridays
Favorite Magazines
elle decoration
Favorite Comedies
anything funny..My Big Fat Greek wedding/Bend it like Beckham
Favorite Dramas
anything dramatic/Lord of the Rings
Favorite Horror Movies
anything scary/ Harry Potter Films
Favorite Action Movies
anything actiony /Mr & Mrs Smith
Favorite News Anchor
Trevor Mcdonald...Phowaar..Me love you long Time Trev!
Favorite Night Clubs
anywhere
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
on the lips and the cheeks..all four if possible.
Favorite Plays
Much Ado About Nothing.
Favorite Sports Teams
Arsenal...Arsenal...and Arsenal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Restaurants
Efes for Turkish, China Rose or The Swan for Chinese
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Cakkidi by K.Dogulu & Let the music play by Shamur
Favorite Sports
football
Favorite Stocks
OXO
Favorite TV Comedies
Friends,Only Fools & Horses, Little Britain,Phoenix Nights,Everbody Loves Raymond, Frasier
Favorite TV Dramas
Sopranos, Hustle,
Favorite Foods
chinese,mexican and turkish, japanese, lebanese, morroccan, italian, kosher,
Favorite Styles Of Music
anything Musical
Interests
Acting
i am a very good actor..you should see the performances i did when i pulled sickies at work.Oscar Quality!!
Animals
some animals are quite attractive i suppose from certain angles...Moooooo!!!Baaaahhhaa!
Antiques
benim nene (my gran)
Astrology
load of crap despite what all you girls think.
Astronomy
I have yet to meet a man who follows them and a lady who doesn't..You girls are mad!!!
Barbecues
love bbq lamb chops and chicken
Basketball
not tall enough
Board Games
Cant beat the mind challenging classic -Snakes & Ladders
Camping
would never do it again.i need a toilet to do my stuff..having a dump in a field with a cow lickin your nuts is scary..Dont ask!
Card Games
black jack, poker, matching pairs, snap
Cars
my range rover
Children
I Don't Have any..i think!!! i like other peoples kids because you can give them back!!!
Circus
i think them dwarves are really cool..i wish i was one
Comedy
i like it when i giggle..tee hee heeeee
Community Service
i love it!!
Cooking
i love cookin
Dancing
i love dancin
Dating
i love dating
Dogs and Cats
i love dogs
Drawing
i love drawing
Electronics
i love electronics
Exercise
i love excersise..especially when im watching attractive women doing it..excercise that is!
Food
i love eating
Football
i love football
Gambling
i love gambling(but only for fun)
Gardening
i love gardening..very therapeautic
Guns
if i had a gun...well lets just say..i wouldnt have to see my cousins cat everytime i went round to see her!
Internet
i love the internet
Live Concerts
i love live concerts-i see cliff richard in action every year.
Medicine
i love taking medicine..the stronger the dose..the better the hallucination i find.
Movies
i love watching them
Opera
i love singing along to one
Pets
My beloved goldfish killer and tiger..may they rest in peace
Philosophy
why work when you can sign on? that saying has got me through life so i say its true!!
Psychology
I don't have much to analyse..being a simple soul and that.
Religion
i love going to religous gatherings..They always have nice food to eat!!
Rugs
i love lying on them
Running
Ooooh..A Killer on my poor knees and joints.
School
i hated school
Shopping
i love shopping
Singing
i sing like an angel...LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Soccer
Its called Football you morons..Arsenal through and through
Traveling
i love travelling and seeing new things
Walking
why walk when you can skip
Writing
i love writing
Personality
Adventurousness Very Daring
Affectionateness Somewhat Doting
Trustingness Somewhat Gullible
Confidence Average
Independence Average
Mood Carefree, Chill
Romance Somewhat Romantic
Sociability Somewhat Extroverted
Thought Process Very Analytical
Tolerance Average
Lifestyle
Dress Very Casual
Energy Somewhat High
Go Party Often
Religion Average
Neatness Super Neat
Punctuality Always On Time
Spending Out Of Control
Work Ethic Workaholic
Insights
When raising a family, how important is it that your kids learn to speak Turkish?
i cant speak it myself ..well hardly any and i wish i did so i think it is important..
Describe the perfect evening.
i love getting dressed up in my turquoise shell suit and going round to meet my date at the bus stop. Then and its a big THEN cause i is very choosey an picky you know..i'll take her for some proper cuisine..somewhere posh like burger king/ kebab and then onto a club where i can wine and grind her..i know what your thinking..that im just an old romantic at heart...and you would be 100% right ladies. And to think most of you moan and whine that romance is dead..Shame on you girls!!!
Describe your perfect weekend.
anywhere but work. saying that..i would give the same answer if you asked me where i like to go in the week..please old rich sugar daddy/mamma take me away from this hard life!!
Do you believe in love at first sight?
i don't know about love, but i have thought "phoowaaar!" on a number of occaisions.
How many kids would you like to have?
about eleven..eleven and a half, but only if they all go on to play for arsenal. otherwise two or three..Not too fussed really.
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
i went out with a girl for two weeks in primary school but then she left to go to another school... i havent been able to meet anyone who could match her so far.
What do your friends like about you most?
i like to think they like my charming manner, my intellectual wit,and my modest nature but they'll probably tell you that they like me best when im asleep, cause then the world is at peace for a short while!
What do your friends tease you about the most?
nothing.. i pay them well to like me, never tease me, and say only good things.
What gets on your nerves?
stuck up people and those who think they are better than others. People who think money is the be all and end all, and defines a person's success also do NOTHING for me..Wealth is in the mind and heart..not the wallet...But on the same note..i just want to point out i'm not really looking to meet any homeless ladies!
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
honesty and loyalty.cooking and cleaning skills are also vital if any relationship is to survive..don't get me wrong..i'm not a sexist..i believe in equal rights as much as the next lesbo/feminist but since i lost the use of my hands through laziness..i would not be able to deal with these two matters.
What's the best age to get married?
well im not getting any younger despite my strict beauty regime ( oil of ulay twice a day, brush my teeth twice a week, and one three minute shower every month)..so i'd say i should get married soon...but not too soon!!whenever really.
What turns you off?
haiy legs (on women)
What turns you on?
hairy legs (on men)
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
no idea. alive hopefully..and making hot sweet love with my very own Dot Cotton.
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