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Never Married
Long Beach, California
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In their own words

If I were any sweeter I'd be a Turkish Delight.

I'm only joking about speaking Tagalog...I'm fluent in Polish. I like reading, playing music, painting, drawing, and going out. I probably go out more than I should, but you see, bars are fun...lots of fun. I enjoy picking up books on operations management and sifting through all the pages on cost-benefit analysis, pretending to know what I'm doing. The chapters on statistical control models really scare the crap out of people at Borders...and the whole time, I have NO idea what I'm even looking at.

Appearance
Best Feature
I'll tell you later
Hair
Brown
Eyes
Hazel
Height
5' 11"   (180 cm)
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Religion
Agnostic
Education
Bachelor's Degree
Occupation
Advertising / Marketing / Public Relations
Income
$45,000 - $60,000
Exercise
Regularly
Politics
Liberal
Favorite Music
Middle Eastern / Persian / Arabic, Classical, Hard Rock / Metal, Acoustic, Alternative
Favorites
Turkish Food
Iskender
Favorite Actors
Robert DeNiro
Favorite Artists
Chet Zar
Favorite Authors
Daniel Quinn
Favorite Bands
TOOL
Favorite Hangouts
Pierce Street Annex, Newport Beach CA
Favorite Books
Ishmael
Favorite Cities
Istanbul
Favorite Clothing Stores
Urban Outfitters & LaCoste
Favorite Colors
Black
Favorite Country
Turkey
Favorite Drinks
Chianti
Favorite Magazines
Parabola
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
My testicles
Favorite Plays
Lysistrata
Favorite Politicians
Bill Clinton
Favorite Quote From A Movie
"My father would womanize, he would drink."
Favorite Restaurants
Kasibeyaz
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Imagine
Favorite TV Comedies
3's Company
Insights
When raising a family, how important is it that your kids learn to speak Turkish?
How else will they order meze and raki?
Describe the perfect evening.
Dinner, good wine, and then sex...intercourse, preferably.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes. It happenned when I first layed my eyed on a bottle of Balvenie Scotch.
How many kids would you like to have?
As many as my poor wife can pump out. You see its really up to her. I produce over 1 million potential humans per day so I'm lways ready.
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
I would arm the innocently weak and disarm the maliciously strong. Then I'd sit back and watch what would be the ultimate in revenge while drinking a Budweiser...a very cold Budweiser.
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
They amaze some, disgust most.
What do your friends like about you most?
I can out-drink them all...no, I'm serious.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
That I can out-drink them all...no, I'm serious again.
What gets on your nerves?
Injustice by those unfairly in power.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
You can look at this a number of different ways.
What's the best age to get married?
Whenever my father decides to go to the neighboring village and purchases a young wife for me. he he ...
What turns you off?
Vaginal-farting.
What turns you on?
If you're looking for me to be honest, a thin waist, big ass, and thong underwear. But here is the lie: personality.
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
At the bus terminal in Bodrum selling kofte and cheap ayran.
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